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* Batman Forever -- Ngebet Saklawase
* Die Hard -- Matine Angel
* Die Hard II -- Matine Angel Tenan
* Die Hard III With A Vengeance -- Kowe Kok Ra Mati2 Su...? (kok nggak cepat meninggal...)


* Don't speak (No Doubt) : Menenga Wae (diem aja)
* Always somewhere (Scorpion) :Mblayang Wae! (kemana-mana * Summertime (jazz) : Loro Panas (sakit panas)


Café a la Tobruq (Kopi Tubruk)
Saiyour de Lourdes (Sayur Lodeh)

CopyCat = Kucing Ngopi
Terminator = Calo terminal

Body Guard = Bodi Kuat
Its only word = Sego Liwet
Mirror- Mirror = Menor-menor

Don't cry = Ojo mangan krai ( Jangan makan Timun )
No Smoking = Nona Semok rodo njengking
Smoke on the water (Deep Purple) = Umob (album 'Nggodog Wedang')
Soldier of fortune (Deep Purple) = Prajurit Ra Iso Mati (kethoprakan ....)
Mama (Queen) = Mamak'e / Simbok/ Biyunge.. (ibu)
Air Bud = Awas banjir
Bed of roses (Bon Jovi) : Bad osis kanggo sragam sekolah SMP/SMA
Alone (Heart) : alon-alon penting kelakon (biar pelan penting selamat)

Take a Bow ( Madonna) = tai kebo (Kotoran kerbau)
Enya = Minggat (Pergi/Enyah)
The way You Look at me (Christian B) = Ndelok Yu Darmi ( melihat Mbak yu Darmi)
When you say nothing at all = Wiis rapopo (Tidak masalah)
Everthying i do i do it 4 u(Bryan Adam) = Sakkarepmu (terserah kamu)
Torn = bedah/suwek (robek)
What can i do (the corrs) = bingung/kudu piye (Harus bagimana)
I jus wanna say i love u (melly)= mung pe ngomong tresno ( cm mau bilang cinta)
some times (britney spear)= gak mesti (kadang -kadang)
Everhyng about U = njajal baju (fiting baju)

Pretty boy (M2M) : Banci
Original Sin = kakean maen wanita. dosane akeh
Lost in Space = lalian / Kesasar
The Sum of All Fears = kabeh asline pingin tak Sun (semua ingin tak cium)
Lord of The Ring = Juragan Cincin / tukat cincin / tunangan
All out of love (Air Supply) :Katresnan Kebablasan
Summertime (jazz) : sumer / meriang / Loro Panas (sakit panas)
All blues (George Benson) :Kelunturan (Biru Kabeh)
2 Become 1 (Spice Girls) : Ilang Siji (ilang 1)
Smile again (Manhatan Transfer) : Ayo Ngguyu (Waljinah)

main reason : banyak bermain alasan/mencla-mencle
wall street journal : jalan buntu disamping jurang dangkal
black board : ember bocor
self service : onani
barber shop : toko alat berat/buldozer
nature gas : kentut
horse power : bendi/ dokar
man power : tukang becak
machine power : tukang ojek
man of art : orang lagi kencing
understanding : lagi jongkok di wc (dibawah yg berdiri)(apa Hayoo)

Your Head : Endas Mu.
Your Eyes : Matamu!!!
Your Bald Head: Gundul Mu !!
Your Knees Falling Down : Dengkulmu Anjlog !!
Your Bellybutton On Fire : Udhelmu Kobong !!
Your Auntie's Money : Duwike Mbokdemu Tah ?
Your Grandfather Money: Duwike Mbahmu !!
Your Auntie Teach You About That? : Mbokdemu Sing Ngajari Yoo?
Your Mother Goalkeeper: Makmu Kiper.
Like That Yes Like That But Don't Be Like That : Ngono Yo Ngono Ning Ojo Ngono
Your Face Far Away : Raimu Adoh
Your Lips: Lambemu
Your Eyes Was Blind : Matamu Wis Picek
Your Ears Fully By Dush : Kupingmu Kebak Kopok
Blowed Head : Pecah Ndase
Your Bellybutton Turn Up : Udelmu Bodong
Your Head Smell Gum Benzoin : Ndasmu Mambu Menyan
Cricket !!! : Jangkrik/ Diancuk

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